Opening the Can O' Beans

J.B. Switters is the love-hate child of a handicapped CIA agent and a teenage lesbian cowgirl. Not born on May 23rd, J.B. never really grew up on the road, traveling most of the time inside their parents' RV. J.B. Switters believes in writing, even if it's bad. Especially if it's bad, because such nonsense as is produced in the human cranium should be left to die in public shame, or happily infect the minds of others. Preferably both.